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Largest Gambling Industry: 138thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 159thHighest Crime Rates: 215th
The Catastrophic Corporates of
Compulsory Consumerist State
If it profitable? Yes. Is it moral? Who cares!
Governor Redtooth
Influence
Hegemony
Usurper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

General TN

Population5.848 billion

CapitalTN Sol Sołegna
LeaderGovernor Redtooth
FaithCapitalist Greed

Currency𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
AnimalGeneral TM

The Catastrophic Corporates of General TN is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Redtooth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.848 billion Money Makers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TN Sol Sołegna. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient A Money Maker economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 268,476 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,484,288 per year while the poor average 2,804, a ratio of 885 to 1.

The leaders of General TN are given the nod by their predecessors, most Money Makers would sell their own grandmother, families are only permitted to have one child, and graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. General TN's national animal is the General TM, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalist Greed.

General TN is ranked 47,343rd in the world and 1st in A Golden Hell for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,700.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 138thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 159thHighest Crime Rates: 215thMost Armed: 227thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 253rdMost Avoided: 259thFattest Citizens: 325thHighest Drug Use: 333rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 345thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 465thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 596thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 667thLargest Retail Industry: 816thHighest Disposable Incomes: 835thRudest Citizens: 1,064thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,143rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,301stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,454thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,816thMost Efficient Economies: 2,157thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,519thMost Devout: 2,677thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,158thLargest Mining Sector: 3,302ndTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,080thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,074thHighest Average Incomes: 5,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,444thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,231stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,251stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,010thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 22,358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,534thMost Pro-Market: 29,574th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : General TN changed its national motto to "If it profitable? Yes. Is it moral? Who cares!".
  • : General TN was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : General TN's influence in A Golden Hell rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population.
  • : General TN was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, most Money Makers would sell their own grandmother.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the leaders of General TN are given the nod by their predecessors.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the diplomatic corps stinks.

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